A good laugh is always wonderful, maybe especially in the summer. Here are a few “bloopers" collected from Sunday bulletins around the country. Enjoy!
The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.” Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Potluck Supper on Sunday at 5 pm. Prayer and medication to follow.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. The proceeds will be used to cripple children.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Don’t let worry kill you off - let the Church help!