Leaving you with a little humor and hopefully a few chuckles!
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
Happiness is not having to set an alarm clock.
Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”
Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a staff meeting.
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.”
Your call is important to us. If we know you, or asked you to call us, please leave your name and we will call you back. If not, your call is still important. Let’s set up a date to talk. Never works for us, does never work for you?
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags or is it just me?
Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn!