Some “Wisdom” (Maybe) For The Ages
- As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown, one thought kept crossing my mind: this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn
- After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. - Emo Philips
- Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford
- The best cure for sea sickness is to stay away from boats and sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
- Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror. - Jean Rostand
- Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I was just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
- The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts
- If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
- I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. - Robert Benchley
